http://www.random-good-stuff.com/index.php/2007/05/07/weird-laws-in-singapore/
07/05/2007
According to their words, a list of Singapore's wierd laws...
1) It is against the law and a public caning offense to not flush
the toilet after using it. Special police randomly check on public
restrooms.
2) It is illegal to perform oral sex unless it is part of foreplay
leading to full sex.
3) Anyone not flushing a public toilet may receive a large
fine.
4) A person convicted of littering three times, will have to clean
the streets on Sundays wearing a sign saying "I am a litter
lout."
5) Relieving yourself in an elevator is particularly
forbidden
6) No hugging without permission, you can be charged for outraging
modesty. Jail or fine.
7) No mooning pranks ie not drop down your pants. Its call
insulting modesty. Fine. Nick Leeson was charged for that.
No grass. Its call drug consumption. Long jail.
9) No writing removable marking ink on someone else car. Its called
vandalism. Cane. Ask Micheal Faye.
10) No sports or bar brawl. Its called Affray. One week jail.
11) No pocketknife in public places. Cane for locals. Deportation
for foreigners. One person from Japan fought his way out in
court.
12) No expletives especially at women. Its called insulting her
modesty. One architect got fine or jail. I cant remember which
punishment he got.
13) No mention of the word bomb. Whether in humor or anything.
The bomb squad, goon squads will be all over you. One mother got it
at the airport. Got interrogated for hours. Missed her flight of
course.
14) No poking adverse comments at religion. You can be cited for
sedition. Very serious matter. Ask one blogger. Or the Danish film
producer.
15) No guns of any kind. Even electronic starter gun. All guns
are illegal in Singapore. Call them anything else or surrender it
to the arms and explosive department.
16) No firecrackers. I think it is jail/cane/fine.
17) Only local ciggies allowed. 2 charges. One for illegal
smuggling. Sentence further upsized for evading sales tax.
1 No pranks such as pulling another pants down. 2
charges. One for molest, the other for usining criminal
force.
19) No utterance, I kill you or waving a chopper even if you
happen to be in the kitchen chopping veggies. Its called criminal
intimidation. Lady jailed after losing appeal.
20) Dont introduce any stranger as your good friend and speak well
of him. Its called abetment if he happens to be crook. Jail.
21) No fancy gifts like Playboy magazines. its called possession of
pornographic materials. Fine on per item basis. The boys can go
Geylang or the 4 floors of whores by themselves.
22) Do not call yourself a Hollywood movie producer when everyone
with half a brain knows you arent. Its called impersonation. An
extra charge to upsize your original offense..
23) Do not login on to someone unsecured wireless broadband. Its
called hacking. Fine/Jail.
24) Homosexual sex is illegal
25) No illegal gatherings after 10pm. It will be considered as an
illegal gathering if it consist of more than 2 people. Police
officers will question you and your gang.
