You are in a dreamy lala land yourself. You can always try stay
silent and motionless while a stoned sniper shoots at you till
kingdom come.
Said like a true gung-ho hero that is perpetually familiar
with the mud.
Obviously no one will expect you to stay silent and motionless
in your familiar surrounding when the squeals of delight is the
expected sound.
Will anyone expect a gung-ho hero to stay still and motionless -
and obviously behind cover - to wear out the patience of a sniper
in a bunker ?
No, the hero - filled with all its "gung" from the mud bath
that it enjoys with so much 'ho ho ho' - that it must fulfill
its play-role of being The HERO, and will make a go at a
sniper with all its 'gung-ho' skill to avoid being hit by the
sniper.
Good luck for your impatience to wait for your kingdom to
come.
Did you forget to pull the pin from the hand grenade ?