today I went out with this girl I met on an online forum, and
when I met her she suddenly said in this creepy manner "Is that an
owl in your pants? or are you happy to see me?" I didnt know what
she was talking about and she continued by saying "I'm the type of
girl your mother warned you about." I said "what do you mean?" and
she proceeded to molest me!
I went home and told my mom about this, she freaked out and She
said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!' I begged
and pleaded with her day after day,but she packed my suitcase and
sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and saig 'I´d might as well kickin' First
class, 'Yo, this is bad' drinkin orange juice out of a champange
glass 'Is this what the people of Bel Air live like?' 'Hmm.. this
might be allright!' The way I´d hear the percy, boots white and all
I had to sit as I have a place of they just in this school cat 'I
don´t think so', 'I see what i get there' I hope they´re prepared
for the Prince of Bel Air! Well I, tha plain land and when I came
out there was a dude look like a cop standin' there with my name
out 'I ain´t trying to get arrested yet, 'I just got here' I sprang
with the quickness like light has disappeared I whistled for a cab
and when i came near, The license plate said 'Fresh', And had dice
in the mirror, If anything i could say that this cab was rare, But
I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to
the house at bout seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homie,
smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To
sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!
