do you get irritated sometimes, when your trodger inadvertently
brushes against the rim of the toilet bowl when you're sitting on
the throne taking a crapper ? ...
they should make toilet bowls that takes into account the size of
men's packages upfront ! ....
you can't really downwards cos there's often that splash factor,
and if it's a bowl with a really high water level, the smaller bro
can become a dipstick ....... and you'll almost always brush
against the side of the rims ..... you can't really really hold it
up either cos that meant you'll be holding your package the entire
time ....
tsk ! ... where are all the squat toilets !!!! .... 
