Aight just for the fun lemme try.. 
Well, it seems whatever it is, we will be feeding into your ego by
succumbing to what you intend us to exactly do. To bring on the
flames, which you would, at all cost, refute with reasons but who
will know you better than yourself. Gaining that advantageous
position right from the start.
Nevertheless, though not that all impossible, to make you look like
you be eating your own counter-arguments, and some lucky us reign
superior in proving your inferiority, but your mistake lies in
creating this thread as it belittle your self-confidence as you
sit/lay/stand before your computer wanting to satisfy the
insecurity that bothers you so much to initiate such a
thread.
I'm making a few assumptions too many about you here but it should
not be a reason for you to eliminate my argument based on a wrong
judgement on my part cos as I had said earlier, you know yourself
better than I do. But bear in mind my views on you are purely mine
and as much as you have your advantageous position, I'm in the same
good position as you here.
As much as you would defend yourself for our views on you, we hold
as much defensive power as you on our views on you.
be nice