Puppy's Letter 2 God 
Dear God, How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell
one another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it
the same old story?
Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar,
the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit,
but not one named for a Shih Tzu? How often do you see a cougar
riding around? We Shih Tzus love a nice ride! I know every breed
cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the
Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Shih Tzu!
Dear God, If a Shih Tzu barks his head off in the forest and no
human hears him, is he still a bad Shih Tzu?
Dear God, Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have
on-ramps?
Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake
hands to get in?
Dear God, We Shih Tzus can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do
humans understand?
Dear God, Are there Shih Tzus on other planets or are we alone? I
have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I
ever hear back is that Retriever across the street!
Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will my bull
dog friend have to apologize?
Dear God, Is it true that Shih Tzus are not allowed in restaurants
because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the
carpets thing, again?
Dear God, May I have my testicles back?
