The perfect way to deal with such bureaucratic power hungry ego
maniacs (Caution:practice at your own discretion, I've taught my
younger brother to use this technique and has turned out to be
extremely useful)
Step 1: If your DM insists that you go home immediately or have
your haircut on the spot by him or some others right, request that
he/she write a memo to your parents stating that its his/her
instruction. Have him/her sign and put the date down.
Step 2: Request respectfully to your DM that he/she write a memo to
your subject teachers and form teacher explaining why you will not
be attending their class. Also include your CCA teacher if that day
you will be having CCA activities. Have him/her sign and put date
down.
Step 3: Since you have mentioned that your DM will subject you to
daily bag and hair inspections, have him/her let you have a pass
saying that he/she will doing so daily. So the
prefects/counselors/teachers cannot book you for loitering outside
the class or going up for lessons late as the DM has decided that a
daily bag and hair inspection is more important then coming to
school and getting educated. Have him/her sign and put the date
down.
Step 4: Have your parents draft a memo to the school directed at
the DM, CC: Principal, Subject Teachers and Form Teacher that your
parents will hold the DM responsible for your academic performance
as the DM has demanded that you be subjected to hair and bag
inspections daily. Adding that if you were traumatized by such a
treatment which is clearly with prejudice, legal action will be
taken against not only the DM but the school as education
institutes are responsible for the child's development during
school hours but is clearly not doing so.
TS, you are in Saint Andrews ah? ahaha...don't worry...apply the 4
steps above and you will get your DM so farked up with you he won't
know what to do with you. But of course, remember to do so
politely. Be firm and assertive, but do not come across as rude. It
will help if you have a witness on hand beside you. Trust me that
it will work.
When I was in sec. school and got into a fight bout 4yrs back, even
though the DM was saying that I would be caned in public, as that
guy whom I fought with has pretty influential family connections,
she turned it to say that I assaulted her. Of which I replied if
its an assault, it is a civil matter. He may file a complaint to
the courts, as the Police does not take the case. If she insists
that I be caned and the caning is carried out, I will not hesitate
to report her and the Principal to MOE as they have shown disregard
to the laws of the land and clearly shown that they are above it.
The case ended with her sweeping it under the carpet and her being
made a bloody fool.
