dun need to pay rd tax, erp, parking & petrol rite..
No leh,
Road Tax = Gift every half a year to a year;
ERP = daily allowance for food and accessories;
Parking = House;
Petrol = Camp fire (aka Candle light) dinner leh.
Wah that one really depends.. very subjective..... 
True lah, depends on what girl you get.
Really meh? Haha...
Yes, you love them, they love you back.