Originally posted by pokkagreentea:
this is funny.
[b]Signs Youre Way Too Emo
Posted on Monday, March 19,
2007
Topic: We, The Citizens
Apparently, youth counsellors in Singapore are concerned about the
rising number of 'emo' teens. We all know being all gloomy and faux
suicidal is just a typical teen phase (the 'saht-saht boh chio'
syndrome), but how do we know we've gone too far? TalkingCock.com
brings you some signs that maybe you're too emo, liao:
1. Your chess set has all black squares and pieces
2. Even pandas think the rings around your eyes are a bit too
black
3. Marilyn Manson emails you to tell you to cheer up
4. When asked what car youd like to drive, you say, a
hearse.
5. You have a fishnet umbrella
6. At McDonalds, you always order the Unhappy Meal
7. You borrow your brothers NS boots whenever he books out
8. You get sunburn even after just opening the fridge door
9. People think youre that creepy girl who crawls out of TVs
10. When you cut yourself, even your blood is black
11. The US wants to invade you because of the amount of oil in your
greasy
hair
12. Your hair covers half your face, and your pubic hair covers
half your legs.
source: talkingcock.com[/b]
Marilyn Manson emal you? wah siok sia
Fishnet umbrella? might aswell don't use it
