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There has been a small outbreak of zombism in a small town near
the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region
carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent
mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.
After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its
victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person
where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is
believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical
released into blood during resurrection.
Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and
the public has no need to worry.
General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of
this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and
other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to
increase the quality of life for all."
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that
the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should
destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to
comment.
A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the
safety of biological research in Cambodia.
