How do snipers defecate?

last SG · 2008-02-16T22:06:16+00:00

lets hope the sniper doesnt get diahorrea...

沈金病 SG

Serious question here…how do snipers defecate when they are supposed to remain motionless for hours or even days? Can they just get up and answer the call of nature?

InnoHippo SG

they can do anything ...... just dont get caught ....

Short Ninja SG

Special trained soldiers pee and poo in plastic bags only pariah infantry sh1t everywhere and get detected.

dumbdumb! SG

lol anyone from sniper unit?

interesting..

GHoST_18 SG

when u know u might get snipe by others when u move,

u think u still have the urge to defecate?

BeRt^.^ SG

when u know u might get snipe by others when u move,

u think u still have the urge to defecate?

on the other hand maybe will "auto defecate"

Short Ninja SG

If you are talking about realistic tactical training I believe they also carry plastic bags with them

Short Ninja SG

oh yeah and rubber bands ..of course

|-|05| SG

My friend says and i quote "with the food they give? trust me you wont shit."

he's a sniper ORD 2006.

Anyway yea actually it's a good question.

dumbdumb! SG

My friend says and i quote "with the food they give? trust me you wont shit."

he's a sniper ORD 2006.

Anyway yea actually it's a good question.

hmm.. what does their training consist of?

crosshairs SG

I dunno where you guys get the idea that snipers don't move at all.....

If we didn't move, we would be useless. Come on people......no more mysterious and legendary myths ok?

TS....we crap like any human do, through our butthole. Your question should be where we leave our poo. Well, like any good soldier, we dig a hole and we do it when convenient, like when it gets dark and we are in a relatively safe distance away from our prey.

In the first gulf war, SAS B20 team entered Iraq. Their equipment included a jerry can which contained all their urine. The reason for this is because an animal's nose is highly sensitive to smell and getting tracked down by a dog is not a good idea. That is a special ops policy of "nothing left behind".

BTW TS, why did you ask such a gross question?

Short Ninja SG

If you are on dog biscuits and chocoloate only diet you could hold it for days and days no problem . I used to laugh with my buddies when I exchange C-rations with them.Only time I dont laugh is when I finally take a dump 5 days later.In peace time you can bring your little cangkul (entrenching tool) with you to dig sh1t hole everywhere but in a tactical situation you better crap into a plastic bag like the rest of us on top of your tree.

Shotgun SG

I dunno where you guys get the idea that snipers don't move at all.....

If we didn't move, we would be useless. Come on people......no more mysterious and legendary myths ok?

BTW TS, why did you ask such a gross question?

There's this idea that Sniper teams get teleported to this tree behind enemy lines where they'll stay absolutely still, shoot some general and win the whole farkin war with 1 bullet.

Yeah, prowling dogs are a problem for special ops. If remaining undetected wasn't such a big issue, a silenced pistol will do the trick. Otherwise, you'll need the "bitch in heat" scent to be liberally scattered nearby to make those dogs horny and their handlers to go WTF. Dogs are afterall, just dogs.

fudgester SG

Well, I guess they do it tactically and quickly if the need to do so arises.

During my BMT field camp, I remember having to do big business every single morning..... but by the time I went to my unit, I could go for four days straight in the jungle without sh*tting. I can imagine that many others here would have the same experience, including snipers.

Of course, once I got back to camp and visited the toilet..... let's just say that it's not a very pretty sight (and smell).

沈金病 SG

To Crosshairs:

“BTW TS, why did you ask such a gross question?”

This is not a gross question; getting the answer sheds light on some aspects usually unknown about snipers (like some of the ‘legendary myths’ spreading around). If sh*ting is gross, why are you doing it? Smile

Fatum SG

I think they defecate through their anus .... like everybody else ...

storywolf SG

Serious question here…how do snipers defecate when they are supposed to remain motionless for hours or even days? Can they just get up and answer the call of nature?

Frankly not all sniper mission need them to remain motionless !!!

A lot of mission actually snipers have construct sniper hides which screen them from enemy view giving them freedom of movement.

If tactical stituation require - the sniper need answer call of nature they just have to do it !!! So what they do it super slow motion get himself to a position or even location which he can do it. As to the question on if they do it into a plastic bag - that also depends if the situation require it.

Well if you so worry - you can buy adult pampers and wear it.

Short Ninja SG

Well if you so worry - you can buy adult pampers and wear it.

great suggestion !!! Ranger lead the way!!

Short Ninja SG

dont forget the talc for diaper rash

crosshairs SG

To Crosshairs:

“BTW TS, why did you ask such a gross question?”

Everyone needs to take a dump to remain healthy and functional, therefore by your logic, I gather YOU need to ask gross questions to remain healthy and functional.