Wait... wait... wait... what about this?
You launch a C-130 mounted with FANTAIL UAVs strapped to its
wings from an LHD using JATO rockets, then when you are over the
target area you'll release the FANTAILS to crash into the windows
of buildings... at the same time, drop your inline skate force
soldiers 50 meters away from the target building so they can grab
their scope-handle equipped SAR-21s and skate for their lives
across open ground under heavy enemy fire to storm the
building.
Meanwhile, all this is being coordinated from a 250 ton
blast-rated Underground Ammo Facility that is being used as a
command facility that is expected to wistand a 30 MEGATON
nuclear attack. The commander in this facility will be well trained
in looking through the internet and google for stuff on ST weapons,
spend some time find ways to say why it is better then other
country's systems, as well as copy and pasting many
articles on the military written by non-military
personnel which they will send to their soldiers to tell them
how to fight.
In the event the battle is not going well, this commander will
then thrawl the net for every negative article on their enemy's
military and then send it over the command net to convince friendly
troops that despite apperances, the enemy is full of "systemic"
failures and really can't fight. If the battle is really bad, then
this commander will suddenly abandon the battle and pick another
one to face similar results, or dissappear (if the trashing is
really bad) for a while to think up of "new" and "innovative"
ways to fight wars that usually involve crashing expensive
stuff to kill non expensive stuff, shooting aircraft off ships too
small to support them, and finding ways to use things like inline
skates, party hats, and water pistols and associated stuff to fight
a real shooting war.
Hmm...
lols. nice one.. the lionnoisy approach...
lets say the building is held by hostiles, (ie the enemy) would
it be better to send in large forces? or small "sticks" of
troops?
how many soldiers would it take to effectively defend a
building?
