From uncyclopedia, on the SAF:
The Singapore Armed Forces (abbreviated: SAF) is the most
powerful military organization in the world because it has never
lost a single war (although it has never been in any). The SAF
relies largely on conscripted soldiers and comprises three
branches: the Branch That Blows Up Things On Land, the Branch That
Blows Up Things In The Air, and the Branch That Blows Up Things In
The Sea.
