NeverSayGoodBye SG ..... cos everyone's butt were stuck on their chair, so i just went down and did some headbanging
Quinsy SG I screamed at my classmate in primary 4 when he bent under the table to look at my panty. I used my old pikachu light up pen and stabbed my classmate's balls and broke his left testicular cord when I was in Primary 5... just because he irritated me. I did alot of things on impulse.When I was 7 my sister popped the head of my barbie doll. I took a chopper and chased her. Left a huge chop mark on the door of the old flat we stayed in. I bought my friend a vibrator and asked him to use it on his girlfriend.
carlsonxjd SG i ard 4yrs old. while my mom is bathing. i used a chopper to chase my 2 elder sis with it. in the end they ran into the room and lock themselves. evidence? my door now still have a the chopper mark. luckily they lock themselves up. if nt im the world's youngest murderer.
Kenashi SG scolded my class monitor until she cried after that incident, she never talk to me again, i was in primary 3 doing a 360 degree rotation on the stair railing, i was sitting on the stair railing talking to my friends, when one of my friend pat me on the back that sent me spinning on the railing, luckily my grip on the railing was tight, otherwise i may not be here liao to this day, i still wonder how the hell i managed it
Xephone_xenon SG Then why you never appear on news? Cause when they wan report you, you threaten them with chopper ah?
Kuali Baba SG I tried to board a bus that was at the end of the route. Don't ask me for the driver's reaction, he rattled off in Suomeksi.
tut4nkh4m3n SG i went up to my mom while she was breast-feedin my bro and asked "how come the bottle like that huh?" but that was when i was four or five...
