These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this
creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is
one
for hot and one for cold milk?"
>>MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny
>>replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.
Melanie
>>said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of
your
>>panties. Mine say five to six ."
>>
>>STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I
love
>>you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside
my
>>bedroom window."
>>
>>BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer.
She
>>tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing
her
>>frustration, her
>>Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to
open it
>>for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How
does it
>>know it's me?"
>>
>>SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the
hiccups.
>>"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It
makes my
>>teeth cough."
>>
>>DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:
"How
>>much do I cost?"
>>
>>MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that
were
>>hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his
eyes off
>>them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her
mouth?"
>>
>>CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When
his
>>Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't
know
>>what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will
my
>>wife fit in?"
>>
>>JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
"The
>>man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of
the
>>city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
Concerned,
>>James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
>>
>>TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly,
>>rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her
for
>>a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your
face?"
>>
>>The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this
particular
>>Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with
arms
>>extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his
upturned
>>face. "Without you, we are but Dust..." He would have
continued
>>but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was
listening
>>leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill
little four
>>year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
