Local swear words for sgf!

SBS3625D SG

Cuckoo bird / Bird-bird / bird / birdie - penis, especially of small children; direct Singlish translation of the Malay and Chinese dialect slang words for penis.
Brother / small brother - penis; direct Singlish translation of the Singaporean Mandarin slang word for penis.
Balls! / Balls to you! - Singlish version of "Bollocks!"; probably a direct translation from the Hokkien "L¨¡n-pha!"
Chicken - a female prostitute; a direct Singlish translation of the Cantonese slang word for prostitute.
Duck - a masculine male prostitute or gigolo, who may also service male homosexuals; a direct Singlish translation of Cantonese slang.
Play - to have sex.
Steam - to be sexually aroused; to have an erection. Probably derived from the word "STIMulated".
Talk cock - to talk nonsense; probably derived from a combination of the proper English "cock and bull" and the Hokkien "k¨®ng l¨¡n-chi¨¢u ¨e".
Sell backside - to prostitute oneself; to compromise one's dignity, especially for pecuniary gain; also used to rib someone who has bent forward with his rump thrust out prominently.
Itchy backside - used to describe a person who has nothing to do, but of his own volition performs a spurious act which usually lands him in trouble.
Carry balls / balls carrier - to be a sycophant / obsequious person / apple polishing / sucking up to superiors. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0AwXVLoRvQ
Bang balls - to be frustrated, especially when the outcome of an event is contrary to what one expects; probably a direct translation of the Hokkien "t¨± l¨¡n".
Fuck - slang of army origin meaning "to scold". Examples:
"Recruit, you better wake up your idea, OK? Don't let me fuck you!" (You'd better improve your attitude, recruit, or I'll give you a good dressing-down.)
"He damn idle one, that's why always kena fuck". (He's very lazy, that's why he's always getting scolded.) Kena is a Malay-derived word meaning "to get" and used to indicate the passive voice, i.e. that the subject has been the recipient of an (usually unpleasant) action. "One" is usually used as a suffixed possessive particle, a direct translation of the Chinese "de" or the Malay "punya", but in this case functions as an adjectival particle.
Chi bai leaf / chee bye leaf - literally "cunt leaf", from the Hokkien slang word for vagina (see below). An expression used in the army to describe an inappropriately large or conspicuous leaf, usually plucked by an inexperienced recruit, totally unsuitable for camouflage.
Tiger show - A Singlish corruption of "Thai-girl show"; denoting the live-sex shows in Bangkok.
Go and fuck spider lah - usually used when upset or in anger to tell somebody to go to hell! or bugger off.
Simi LJ / Simi Lanjiao - Hokkien version of "What the fuck??!!??

[edit] Euphemisms
Basket - euphemistic substitute for "bastard"; usually used to express frustration or disappointment, as in the English "Drat!" or "Damn!"
Fish - euphemistic substitute for "fuck"; most commonly used in the expression "What the fish!".
The names of local fruit are sometimes used refer to sexual organs:

banana - penis
papaya - breast
rambutan (a red, egg-shaped fruit covered with hair-like appendages) - testicle
"duck" is sometimes used to refer to the penis.
"PCC", an acronym for the Hokkien "phak chiew cheng" has recently come into vogue amongst younger Chinese Singaporeans.

Malay ones.

Kotek - slang from the Tamil language meaning testicle or balls
Konek - slang for penis; cock.
Butuh - vulgar slang for penis; cock.
Kepala butuh - vulgar slang for glans penis; cock head.
Burung - literally 'bird'; euphemism for 'penis'.
Bodek - slang for testicles; balls.
Pantat - vulgarity for "buttocks" in Malaysia its known as "cunt" or "vagina"
Punggung - more polite word for buttocks.
Jubur / Jubo - slang for anus; arsehole.
Merancap / Melancap - to masturbate (applied to males).
Melocok - to masturbate (applied to females).
Tetek - slang for breast; boobs.
Nonok - slang for vagina; cunt.
Puki - vulgar slang for vagina; cunt. Expression:
Puki mak - "Your mother's cunt!"
Raba-raba - literally 'to feel or grope'; petting.
Sodok - to fuck.
Ngentot / ewe - vulgar Indonesian slang for fuck
Merodok / mengancuk / mengayuk / menghamput / mengewe / mengentot - to fuck.
Main punggung/main pantat/main jubo - literally "to play with the backside"; to sodomise someone.
Merogol - to rape.
Memperkosa - Indonesian, meaning "to rape".
Hisap - to suck.
Jilat - to lick.
Cium - to kiss.
Zakar - Arabic-derived, scientific word for penis.
Pelir - word for kidney; Indonesian unofficial slang for penis.
Ciceh/kontol - rarely used words for penis. (The latter have reached widespread use in Indonesia as a slang for penis.)
Buah pelir/buah zakar - literally "fruit of the penis"; proper words for testicles.
Buah dada - literally "fruit of the chest"; proper word for breast.
Faraj - Arabic-derived, proper word for vagina.

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Rolling Eyes

SBS3625D SG

Chinese.

Dì di / xiăo dì di (弟弟/小弟&#24351 Wink - literally 'little brother'; slang for penis.
Jī bā / Xiăo jī jī (鸡巴/小鸡&#40481 Wink - slang for penis; used by northern and mainland Chinese; not commonly used by Singaporean Chinese. Usually abbreviated to "JJ", especially on gay Chinese websites.
Yīn jīng (阴&#33550 Wink - scientific word for penis.
Bī (&#23620 Wink - classical Chinese word for vagina; not used by Singaporean Chinese.
Yīn dào (阴&#36947 Wink - scientific word for vagina.
Dă shǒu qiāng (打手&#26538 Wink - Mandarin translation of Hokkien slang meaning male masturbation. (lit: firing a handgun)
Dǎ fēi jī (打飞&#26426 Wink - slang for male masturbation, the imagery being anti-aircraft fire or spunk flying out like an airplane.
Shǒu yín (手&#28139 Wink - scientific word for masturbation.
Pì gǔ (屁&#32929 Wink - buttocks or anus.
Gāng mén (肛&#38376 Wink - scientific word for anus.
Gāng jiāo (肛&#20132 Wink - scientific word for anal intercourse.
Luàn jiāo (乱&#20132 Wink - scientific word for promiscuous sex.
Kǒu jiāo (口&#20132 Wink - scientific word for oral sex.
Piáo (&#23254 Wink - to go whoring.
Diǎo (a "门" with a "小" inside it; or &#23628 Wink - Mandarin translation of Cantonese slang meaning "to fuck".
Gǔn dàn (滚&#34507 Wink - fuck off!
Cāo (肏; sometimes wrongly written as &#25805 Wink - northern Chinese slang for fuck, not used by Singaporean Chinese.
Gàn (&#24178 Wink - milder northern Chinese slang for fuck, not used by Singaporean Chinese.
Gàn cao (干&#25805 Wink - northern Chinese slang meaning to fuck, not used by Singaporean Chinese.
Liao - to rim (eg. an anus with the tip of the tongue).
Xī (&#21560 Wink - to suck.
Rǔ fáng (乳&#25151 Wink - scientific word for breast.
Rǔ tóu (乳&#22836 Wink - scientific word for nipple.
Jī (&#40481 Wink - literally meaning "chicken", slang for "female prostitute".
Yā (&#40493 Wink - literally meaning "duck", slang for masculine "male prostitute" or "gigolo".
Jì nǚ (妓&#22899 Wink - proper word for "female prostitute".
Tā mā de jī dàn (他妈的鸡&#34507 Wink - literally 'his mother's eggs'; 鸡 (j&#299 Wink is an oblique reference to the Hokkien 'chi-bai' meaning 'cunt' (see below). Thus, the expression is akin to the English use of 'shoot' as a milder substitute for 'shit'.
Jī dàn gāo (鸡蛋&#31957 Wink - literally 'cake made with eggs'. Also an allusion to the Hokkien 'chi-bai', used in a similar way as the previous expression.
Bā pó (八&#23110 Wink - Mandarin translation of Cantonese slang for bitch.
Sǐ sān bā/Chòu sān bā (死三八/臭三&#20843 Wink - bitch.
Huaì dàn (壞&#34507 Wink - literally 'bad or ruined egg.' "bastard"
Wáng bā dàn (王八&#34507 Wink - son-of-a-bitch; bastard.
Biǎo zi (婊&#23376 Wink - Northern Chinese slang for bitch, not used by Singaporean Chinese.
Some slang words have no direct Chinese characters to represent them.

My favourite: Hokkien.

Lān-chiáu (門+能 &#40165 Wink - penis; also used as an expression to indicate incredulity, as in the English "Bullshit!". Expressions:
Kóng lān-chiáu oe (講門+能鳥 &#35441 Wink - to talk rubbish
Khoà sim-mih lān-chiáu? (看甚麼門+能 &#40165 Wink - "What the hell are you looking at?"
Lān-pha - scrotum; also used as an expression to indicate incredulity, as in the English "Bullshit!"
Lān-hút - testes; used in a similar way as the above examples.
Khha-chhng (尻&#24029 Wink - buttocks or anus
Kha-chhng khang (尻川&#23380 Wink - anus; arsehole
Chi-bai - vagina; cunt
Ni (&#22902 Wink - breast
Kàn (&#24178 Wink - to fuck. Expressions:
"Kàn ni na-bu chhau chi-bai"; often abbreviated to "kàn ni na-bu", or simply "kàn ni na",- the most infamously popular Hokkien expletive meaning "fuck your mother's smelly cunt". Amazingly not considered very rude in Singapore by rough-edged young male and female Hokkiens popularly known as Ah Bengs & Ah Lians respectively and often interjected in passing, more to express frustration than anger, into perfectly normal social discourse. However, an average Chinese Singaporean would consider it to be extremely vulgar. Some would advise that the expletive not be used against a female as one may run the risk of being reported to the police for harassment.In internet chat dialogs the abrieviation "knn ccb" is often used
"Sio kàn" - to fuck
"Tioh kàn" (着&#24178 Wink - to get fucked
"Hiong kàn/hong kàn" - expression used in anger, meaning "go get fucked!"
"Hor gao kan" - more explicit expression also used in anger literally not only telling somebody to go get fucked! but also to go get fucked by a dog!
Phah chhíu-chhèng (打手&#26538 Wink - literally 'to fire a shot-gun'; slang for male masturbation
Phuh - to fuck
Bôa (&#30952 Wink - literally 'to rub' or 'to grind'. Slang for 'having sex', the imagery being two bodies rubbing against each other.
Teh - literally 'to squeeze' or 'to lie on something'. Slang for 'fuck'. Expression:
"li hor lang teh" (you let yourself get [[squeezed).
Se - literally 'to whack'. Slang for 'fuck'. Expression:
"li hor lang se" (you let yourself get fucked).
Kā (&#21676 Wink - literally 'to bite'; slang for fellatio. Expression:
"lan chiao li ka" (suck my cock), used in anger as in "up yours!"
Khàm (&#33995 Wink - literally 'to cover'; slang for fellatio. Expression:
"khàm lān" (蓋門+&#33021 Wink (stupid cock).
Chhīu-ni (樹&#26565 Wink - literally 'rubber'; slang for condom

Cantonese

Ku ku chiao - penis
Hai (é~) - vagina
Diu (a "éT" with a "Ð¡" inside it; or Å) - to fuck. Expressions:
"diu nei ma ge ch'au hai" - the Cantonese version of the Hokkien "kan ni na-bu chhau chi-bai" (see above)
"Diu nei ah seng" - fuck your family
abbreviated variations are "diu nei hai" (Åé~) (fuck your cunt) and "diu nei" (ÅÄã)(fuck you)
"diu nei lou mou" (ÅÄãÀÏÄ¸) - fuck your mother
Si fatt (Êººö) - buttocks; anus
Si fatt long (ÊººöÁþ) - anus; arsehole
B¨ (²¨) - breast
Pok kai (ÆÍ½Ö) - fallen on the street (Singaporean Cantonese Slang for "Drop Dead!")

Indian.

Sunni - slang for penis.
Soothu - slang for anus.
Poolu - slang for penis.
Koodhi - slang for anus. (pronounced 'Koo'-'thi')
Pundai - slang for vagina.
Uumbu- to suck a penis.
Ozhu - to fuck.
Megalai - an ornament used to cover the vagina when no undergarment is worn.
Kai adiththal - male masturbation.
Kaai adiththal - boxing the boobs.
Mulai / thanam / maarbu - proper word for breast.
Mulai kann - literally "breast eye"; proper word for nipple.
Vaesi - proper word for prostitute.
Vithai pai - literally "seed bag"; proper word for scrotum.
Malavaay - literally "faeces portal"; proper word for anus (Medical Term).
Kalavi - proper word for coitus.
Ovvaa punnartchi - proper word for incest.
Suuppi - proper word for nipple.

HAPPY LEARNING! YOU BASTARDS!

aku1b0d0 SG

we have swearsaurus la.

sand king SG

i think he might just have copied them from there Laughing

gigabyte14 SG

papa jahat Laughing

aku1b0d0 SG

you got any najwa ampang video? Laughing

sand king SG

whats that?

pervertboi SG

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yihao93 SG

add 1more
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knn u enough anot?
Rolling Eyes

sand king SG

No, really!

XTransbus SG

a local budget production movie

soulwinner SG

Mr. Green

snop_coolz SG

smlj …..

menoob SG

kukujiao is not cantonese

gao = penis

to add: hum ga chan/ling = whole family die

SBS3625D SG

Actually, this one came from wikipedia. And….....the info is not that accurate.

hloc SG

Steam - to be sexually aroused; to have an erection. Probably derived from the word "STIMulated".

Never understand why "Steam" means erection...... now I know.

Thxs Mr. Green

SGpork SG

Rolling Eyes

PamperedSoul SG

hard to view leh =/

kin0 SG

Very Happy didn't know there are so many swearing words in Singapore!