Feeling depressend and suicidal

Sardaukar SG

I was feeling a bit depressed today,so I called the Help Hotline.

I was put through to a 'call center' in Pakistan.
I explained that I was feeling suicidal.

They were very excited at this news and wanted to
know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane....

very funny questions they ask sia.

sLeEpWaLkErInG SG

kramnave SG

some tasteless terrorist joke ?

de_middle SG

really....whats the number Laughing

popmynutsy SG

Laughing

chino65 SG

quite funny... Mr. Green

specialOps SG

Very funny. Do you want to visit ISD with me first?

wonderamazement SG

It's just for fun... Rolling Eyes

Sardaukar SG

I'm not sure whether that's an insult of sorts or part of the humor.But yeah,ISD will could probably take me on some cooked up charges and get me to confess to all sorts of things like the 'communists' in the late 80's,under orders from Lee Kuan Yew.