Suck &
Screw
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor
condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.
"God, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to
die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing
caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving
gratitude, he asked, "Do you give blow jobs?" "No!" she shrieked,
aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another
man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of
course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He
dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance.
As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the
eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut," he
said, and dropped her
