Things You Would Never Know
Without Indian Movies
1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating
but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine(vice versa) unless
they first perform a dance number in the rain.
3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other
situation.
4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100
people will appear from god-knows-where and joins them in the
dance.
5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who
he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked
after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and
the Judge is his uncle and so forth.
6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud
between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!,
Impossible!, Please forgive me!
7.They drop down on grounds and roll and roll while singing
and
came out with different clothings.
8.They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling
eyelid, and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all
at the same time without being out of breath.
Things You Would Never Know Without
Chinese Swordsman Movies
1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually
be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will
become an orphan.
2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage to catch his
breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before
dropping his head and declare dead.
3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees
and
across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns
and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.
4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have
golds and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.
5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no
matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.
6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting
down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the
head.
7. They can keep alot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband
and never drop them.Especially alot of gold and silver
ingots...
