Who actually dislike meeting their relatives durin CNY ?

mystee SG

i hate visiting my relatives.. cannot stand all the hypocrites there.. all smiling and laughing and talking.. just for the seek of doing so..

Chuichi Koshiramaru SG

I simply ignore & don’t even look at my stupid aunties and uncles yapping and go straight to having a conversation with my piao mei.

digicharat SG

everytime they ask about my results i just tell them i did very well, among the top 5 in class. then they all just diam diam after that. never bomb them top 5 in school good enough liao. Laughing

Kohi SG

Sometimes they encircled you and keep asking the same questions over and over and over again... you will feel like being interrogated Laughing Anyway happy CNY Very Happy

Chuichi Koshiramaru SG

Ya lor! Damn sian man!

Urroh SG

That why i never visit relatives.. Twisted Evil

SGpork SG

Rolling Eyes

798 SG

me too! Laughing

leo-kun SG

i only see my relative during CNY or funeral….sad….

SGpork SG

Laughing

i go for the sake of angpow n since they want to see me..

becos usually...got gathering or christmas.. i didnt go

autumncs SG

Sometimes the parents of the "elite child" also bluff one lah... They say the child got this got that, just for the sake of "face". I hate parents who "overpraise" their child, unless the child is really very good.

Even if my results are bad, I won't admit it, once again because of "face". Once you say you have bad results, your relatives will look down on you... Hence, regardless of good grades or bad grades, I will just say "so-so lah", "like that lor", "same lah same lah", etc. Laughing

blue_crimson_89 SG

i BET i'm the one who ABHORS seeing relatives MOST!!!

i hate seeing my relatives la.. from both maternal and paternal sides.. damn it man i'd love to just DISAPPEAR from their lives.. so many things i dislike about them.. lemme share some stuff..

PATERNAL SIDE

me: ... (ignores the whole bunch of ppl coming into my house)

everyone else: @*$%#$%� (makes a lot of noise, disturbing the serenity of the quiet atmosphere which makes my house extremely comfortable and alluring)

me: mom, i'll be in my room.. dun disturb me.. i'm locking the door dun let anyone in..

mom: cannot ah.. #%#^#^&%(gibberish)

me: (ignores mom AS WELL)

uncles and aunts: ai yo come come eat eat!! (finishing all the scallops on the vege and desperately making sure there's no more abalone for me or any shreds of crab meat in the soup)

me: ... there's only vege and rice left.. guess the stash of instant noodles in my room will do..

cousins: wahs why stay in the room and play computer? come out lea come out.. study in top jc become too good for us already is it? dun loner la.. cannot snobbish you know? ppl will dislike you..

me: ... (wishing very much for them to f*** off)

everyone else: very smart hor.. top jc yada yada.. (eating as much as they can and demand for more)

that's not everything.. situations differ from time to time.. but i seriously hate them all.. HATE!!

MATERNAL SIDE

aunts: ai yoooo (multi-level marketing lingo)

me: (watches tv silently, wishing to be in the refuge of my own home)

aunt: ai yoooo very handsome hor.. i tell you ahh family he is the only boy that can study in university lor.. no girlfriend right? my daughter very nice i give you.. ey you date my daughter i pay you 300 dollars every date on bo?

other aunt: ahh good good.. tell you ah your eight anagrams (the divination shit) and her's very compatible la.. date her la.. k later your brother fetch her home (my bro drives) ey girl girl later your brother-in-law fetch you home ah... ai yo so good.. so handsome.. you want be doctor anot? our family must have doctor..

me: ... i wanna study law.. in britain..

aunt: EY LAW NO GOOD!! always get mixed up with rubbish one.. (critism extends) medicine la.. be doctor good.. doctor ahh! doctor good..

me: ...

irksome... hypocritic.. i hate hypocrites.. intolerable.. basically all these family gatherings are to get together and show off.. sheesh!! they say it's to bond and stuff.. but all the old ppl are left alone.. for instance, my grandparents are left alone elsewhere when the aunts sit together to gossip and stuff.. worse when it's at my home.. my grandma acts as the waiter for these idiots.. sheesh!!! i HATE these ppl.. there're here making a din as we speak.. the cacophony is ear-piercing.. spare me!! i hate relatives.[/b]

autumncs SG

Wah... If I'm in your shoe I will be so flattered..... (Top JC, handsome face, going to university, who don't love?)

Just tell them lah... "I got a lot of girlfriends already. If your gal wanna date me, ask her to get a queue number. And I cannot guarantee that she will get a chance to date me... I'm very busy one..." Laughing

Or better still, to cut off all ties with these people, just tell them "Sorry. I'm gay"...

Lorry` SG

Originally posted by blue_crimson_89:
i BET i'm the one who ABHORS seeing relatives MOST!!!

i hate seeing my relatives la.. from both maternal and paternal sides.. damn it man i'd love to just DISAPPEAR from their lives.. so many things i dislike about them.. lemme share some stuff..

[b]PATERNAL SIDE

irksome... hypocritic.. i hate hypocrites.. intolerable.. basically all these family gatherings are to get together and show off.. sheesh!! they say it's to bond and stuff.. but all the old ppl are left alone.. for instance, my grandparents are left alone elsewhere when the aunts sit together to gossip and stuff.. worse when it's at my home.. my grandma acts as the waiter for these idiots.. sheesh!!! i HATE these ppl.. there're here making a din as we speak.. the cacophony is ear-piercing.. spare me!! i hate relatives.[/b][/b]

WOW. what kind of relatives are they?
Laughing Neutral

the daughter part sucks Mad
what pay 300 dollars? i'd be disgusted if i were you.

if i were you, i'd do what authmncs had suggested.
or tell them, "You give me free (the daughter) i also dont want"
Twisted Evil

CyanSupra SG

LOL..
I just came back after an interview by them..

Me sitting at a corner enjoying bak kwa..
Then suddendly my aunt came and interview me..

Aunt : Wah , so long nv see u liao become so handsome.. [ nv seen them for 1 yrs plus , NS made me slim down alot ]
Me : Where got..
Aunt : Last time u very fat fat de -.-"
Me : Oh is it?
Aunt : So what are u doin now? studying?
Me : Serving NS..
Aunt : I see , when ORD?
Me : Dec this year..
Aunt : So wad ur plan after ORD?
Me : Wait till ORD den decide..

*Suddendly my mum came and told her my elder bro have receive a letter from NTU asking him to register after finish his poly.

Mum : Wasted , my elder son said that he prefer nt to study till uni coz he is already stress on those poly modules.
And so , the registration period have pass le..
Aunt : Why u nv encourage him to carry on study.
Mum : I let him decide loh , he 22 tis year and still haven serve NS yet...
Wait after he serve finish le den say bah..
Aunt : I see , I see..

*Back to Me again*

Aunt : What is ur education lvl?
Me : Nitec -.-
Aunt : So are u intending to carry on studying after ORD or wad?
Me : *Thinking* Why the same question again?
Me : Ehh.. Dunno leh..
Aunt : Ah boy , life cannot be lidat , in sg , u nid at least a diploma cert just like ur bro to survive in the society..
Me : *Smiling*
Aunt : Promise me u must carry on study after u ord ar..
Me : See 1st , coz I dun really like to study..
Aunt : *Giving me some kind of face*
Aunt : Here ur ang pow.. Shen ti jian kang..
Me : Geez , thx and gong xi fa cai..

WoBuPaNi SG

i bet Ito doesnt bother or even celebrates CNY.. hes a hikikomori!! Laughing

martin_lim85 SG

im in for the food and money only Mr. Green those relatives see me will ask:
how come u slim down liao?(most anuties)
ORD le mah?
Got GF mah?(everyone)
wat u doing now?
earn alot bo?
got free time must join us for the gathering.(hate going to the gathering Mad )
and so on.....

soulwinner SG

I don't really like some of my relatives... Some of them super showoff... Smile Smile

digicharat SG

Originally posted by blue_crimson_89:
[b]

me: ... i wanna study law.. in britain..

aunt: EY LAW NO GOOD!! always get mixed up with rubbish one.. (critism extends) medicine la.. be doctor good.. doctor ahh! doctor good..

should tell them you want to study politic mah
then can earn millions of pay per year. Laughing

zorro82 SG

Look like most BROs here have the same problem as me. Currently right now still got relatives in my house....TV and those gambling noise blasting out loud and i'm in my room hoping that they can go off soon.
Guess what? Most likely my parents will ask me to go vaccum the living room...sianz. What a boring repeating CNY...... Confused

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