Questions that makes sense...
Message: 1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they
call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby
oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults
enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called
a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific
mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is aready built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a
success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then
why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him
around several times, does he become
disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do
humanitarians eat?? Human ???
