Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and
took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support
them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's
and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for
coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a
manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told
everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man
having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of
them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the
wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F---
you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and
then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm
out of here.''
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While
most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway
as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents
pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting
everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing
the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their
friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and
nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.
