Luc85 writes "*R&R - Rest & Relax
HUMANS AND DOLPHINS are the only animals that engage in sex for
pleasure. About 100 million acts of sexual intercourse occur daily,
says the World Health Organization. Only the female gender has an
organ whose sole purpose is to give sexual satisfaction - the
clitoris. Are these carnal revelations too raw for you? Then run,
run, save yourself¡K are you still here¡K you want to know more
don't you¡K read on¡K
Sex revelation 1
The best cure for menstrual cramps is¡K
Ladies, what's the best cure for menstrual cramps? An orgasm! The
muscle that contracts during cramps is actually the same muscle
being released during an orgasm.
Here's another shocker! Don't be surprised if the next time you
have menstrual cramps, you experience an orgasm. Menstrual cramps,
yes, pain-pain-painful menstrual cramps, have been known to bring
on an orgasm in very rare cases.
Sex revelation 2
This country uses the most condoms¡K
In Nevada, it's legal to have sex without a condom. In Japan, birth
control pills are illegal. So which country do you think uses the
most condoms?
The winner is the Land of the Rising Sun.
Today in Japan, condoms are available, literally, right at your
doorsteps. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door by women,
mainly to women.
Sex revelation 3
Semen tastes like¡K
Lipstick was said to be invented in the early Egyptian days for
women who specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look
like their vulva, so as to appear more inviting to Egyptian
men.
Generally, the taste of a man's semen depends on his diet. And
there're about 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
Alkaline-based food, like fish and some meat, produces a buttery,
fishy taste in the semen. Garlic gives a garlicky taste while dairy
products a foul taste. The foulest taste of them all is said to be
produced by eating asparagus. Acidic fruits and alcohol (except
processed liquors) give it a sweet tang.
By the way, oral sex firms up the lower face nicely.
Sex revelation 4
I have a headache, honey¡K
Alas, wives can no longer use headache as an excuse not to have sex
with their husbands¡K unless their husbands still don't know that
sex is in fact one of the best ways to get rid of a headache.
During sexual intercourse, the release of endorphins (pain
relieving hormones with properties similar to morphine) acts as a
pain-suppressant for the headache, relieving you of your immediate
discomfort. So you feel a lot better.
But in rare cases, sex can also cause headaches. If you suffer from
these sex headaches frequently, give your General Practitioner a
visit.
Do you know what's a common side effect of using Viagra? Bingo!
It's headache.
Sex revelation 5
Sexy numbers that put you to zzz¡K
An average lovemaking session burns off about 100 calories.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 116 muscles to climax.
The fastest speed for erotic sensations to travel from underneath
the skin to the brain is timed at 251.16 km per hour.
You can hope for more, but an orgasm generally lasts around 3-11
seconds, and the orgasmic contractions for both men and women are
on par at 0.8 seconds intervals.
The bigger the orgasm, the sounder you'll sleep. But take note,
having multiple orgasms, let's say 20 times or more per hour, can
induce coma.
Sex revelation 6
Size matters¡K
During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase up to as much as 25%
- not that this happens every time of course. In response to the
sexual stimulations, the increase in blood flow also often causes
the veins in the breasts to show more obviously.
Since we're onto the subject of size, here's a piece of good news
going out to fleshy women out there. A worldwide survey of men's
tastes in women revealed that more men preferred plump women to
slim ones. So much for fat hope, ay?
Sex revelation 7
Chocolate + coffee makes a nymphomaniac¡K
If you're a chocolate addict, it sure explains a lot of
things.
Well, chocolate contains phenylethylamine (PEA), the very chemical
that flows through the veins of someone in love. You know what I
mean, it's responsible for the feelings responding to love - the
sensations of euphoria, bliss and sexual attraction.
In addition, chocolate also contains phytosteral, a plant substance
that may mimic human sex hormones. (Perhaps this explains why some
women crave for chocolates just before menstruation, when their
hormone levels dip.) Add up these 2 chemicals and you understand
why chocolate is referred to as a sex food. Right, dear chocolate
addict?
And if you're a chocolate addict and a coffee drinker, blessed art
thou. According to the Archives of General Medicine, coffee
drinkers have sex more often and enjoy it more than non-coffee
drinkers.
I wonder if chocolate and coffee explain why statistics indicate
that Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first
date?
Sex revelation 8
Are these sex laws for real¡K
Many thought the ban on chewing gum was ludicrous. Wait till you
read about these laws in US taken off the internet:
In San Francisco, 1964, a jury awarded US$50,000 to a woman who
claimed a cable car accident turned her into a nymphomaniac.
In Florida, a woman cannot call a male... honey, sweetie or
darling, and she can be arrested for pinching his butt.
In Oxford, Ohio, women are forbidden to strip naked in front of a
man's picture.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, women are not allowed to have sex with
a truck driver in a tollbooth.
In the state of Washington, it's illegal to have sex with an
under-16 under any circumstances (and that includes the wedding
night)."
