In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney
thinks about women over 40:
60 Minutes
Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just
a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a
woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and
it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They
seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the
middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it,
they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away
with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as
they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and
honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are
acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with
her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy
the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for
you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women
realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little
sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! P.S. from Bonnie
........................ hope you guys I sent this to ............
get it too!
Femmes &Fellas,
forward to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over
40 .......... and some of their husbands ( oink-oink).
