When I took off the curtains before cleaning the windows.. I saw
godzilla!!!!!
It was like 4 inch long and extremely fat
It ran around the window around from the computer to the fan and I
chased it with my cloth smacking at the surrounding hoping it would
crawl out the window by itself but it decided that he wanted me for
lunch, I forgot to tell him that I haven't eaten yet though..
Then I got irritated by it running about and shitting about.. I
took my baygon and said "Mr Godzilla.. Meet Mr. Godzilla Killer" I
spray and spray at everything, Yes I'm extremely afraid of
lizards.
Then he got so weak he lost his body colour and couldn't climb
walls anymore.. I took my bamboo stick and kept poking at it..
Once, We came close and I saw it breathing heavily as its lung area
were pulsing big time!
Then because I kept poking it, its tail was about to fall off, but
still he was on the table.. Hence I took like 10 pieces of paper,
Once again I stress that I am extremely afraid of lizards.
I tried to slide it into the paper before i dump out the window.. I
got there and was about to throw it out when he made a sudden
movement which made me drop the paper and we're back to square
one.
So I repeated my process and finally got him on the paper, I slided
him down to his death, As I live in the 2nd storey, I could hear
something hear the ground like thud, Gives you a rough idea how fat
he was.
I threw away the ten pieces of paper and went down stair to look at
his corpse, There he lie, Motionless, eyes wide open and looking
disgusting
The above is a true story 
