Hi kamen........
A group on nuns were traveling in a car when it got a flat
tire.
They got out and tried to change it, but being rather unworldly did
not know how to do it.
Luckily, a truck came along and the male driver offered to change
it for them. They gladly accepted.
As the trucker jacked up the car, it slipped from the
jack."Son-of-a-bitch!" he yelled.
The eldest nun said to him, "That is not nice language. We
understand that you are upset, but you mustn't use such
language."
"Sorry, Sister," he said, and tried again. Again it slipped, this
time almost mashing his fingers. "Son-of-a- bitch!" he yelled
again.
"Please, don't use such language. If changing our tire is causing
you to do so, it would be better if you didn't help us."
"But I get so upset, and it just comes out."
"Well," said the nun, "say something else when you get upset,
something like 'Sweet Jesus, help me.'"
So the trucker tried to jack up the car again. Again it
slipped.
He started to say "Son...", but he corrected himself and said,
"Sweet Jesus help me."
At that, the car floated up into the air by itself.
The nuns looked at the car and said, "Son-of-a-bitch!"
