A few weeks back, an earthquake kena our undersea
telecommunications cables, and our net access went down. Heres a
list of WHAT SINGAPOREANS DID WHEN THE INTERNET WAS DOWN:
1. Reset modem. Repeat. Then curse. Then stare into space. Then
break down and cry in huge, heaving sobs when filled with a sense
of aching emptiness.
2. SMS friends to check if their ISP is working.
3. Kept turning an hourglass over and over manually.
4. Siam work early using the excuse of boh pian.
5. Open the curtains to check if anything has changed over the past
year.
6. Reintroduced themselves to their family.
7. Actually had sex instead of surfing porn sites.
8. Deleted old porn to clear drive space for new porn when the Net
comes back on.
9. Blame it on the Gahmen.
10. Got out of some frickin atas teenage bloggers elite, uncaring
face.
11. You mean got something else to do, meh?
12. Think of retarded lists of what Singaporeans did when the
Internet was down.
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