When I see this picture from cloud30...

... I was reminded of the many funny ideas that my friends invented
to avoid getting pwned by Sadako.
Here's the challenge:
Sadako is a scary female revenge ghost that is propagated by
videotape chain mail. Possessed TV screens show an abandoned well
in black and white. Then Sadako will slowly climb out of the well
and crawl out of the TV. Her special power is the killing stare,
which will give the victim heart failure.
Methods of escaping Sadako:
1. Always use small Casio pocket TV. When Sadako crawl out she will
only be 2 inches tall.
2. Always watch multiscreen TV walls. When Sadako crawl out she
will be cut into 16 pieces.
3. Buy two TV. When the well appear, turn the two TV to face each
other, so that the two Sadakos will kill each other with their
killing stares.
4. When well appear, open the window and turn the TV to face
outside. When Sadako crawl out she will fall down 40 storeys.
And so on...
Any more? 