two years ago, there was a cute little bunny rabbit. one day
when he was eating a carrot, he started choking. When he was
choking, he said "o no, not now, oh death you big stinky head!"
then he died. now that you have read his last words, he will appear
at the foot of your bed tonight and hop into you throat and choke
you unless you repost this.
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Meat Pao
