Long time ago in the ancient world, there was a Big Kingdom
called the Confederated Provinces of Truthisms and
McLibertisms.
It was ruled by a King named Bernard "Hawk" Gardner The
Second.
One day, a clandestine political faction called the "Tarists"
sabotaged numerous properties inside the Kingdom and killed many
people.
The enraged King Gardner announced a rallying call to all the other
leaders of the ancient world. There will be a great War to
eradicate all the Tarists in the world.
"IF YOU ARE NOT WITH US, YOU ARE WITH THE TARISTS!"
A diplomat from the Republic of Kaffays and Burreys didn't like the
sound of that.
"Actually, your majesty, we are not with you, but we are against
the Tarists."
"You are not with us? Then you are a Tarist!"
"But we are against Tarists."
"Then YOU ARE WITH US!"
"But we are also against you."
"How can that be? You already said you are against Tarists. How can
you turn around and say that you can be against us? Young man don't
test my patience!!!"
"Your majesty we are against both the Confederated Provinces AND
the Tarists. Since you are not with the Republic of K&B, you
are with the Tarists."
"But we are AGAINST the Tarists!"
