Here are some pick up lines 
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Hey, it worked for austin powers, it should word for you.
NOTE : I take no responsiblities from injuries, death, disablement
from using these lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of
these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my
package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth
tonight.
9. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta
me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could
ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to
heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only
a light switch away.
15. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
16. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
morning.
17. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
again?
19. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
20. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want
to.
21. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
22. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I
bet we could do it in public.
23. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home
without me.
24. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in
them.
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your mileage may vary
