Can you cry under water?
>>
>>
>>Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. ? ? but it's
only a "penny
>>for your thoughts" Where's that extra penny going to?
>>
>>
>>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
you were
>>buried in for eternity?
>>
>>
>>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>>
>>
>>What disease did cured ham actually have?
>>
>>
>>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
it would be a
>>good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>>
>>
>>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up
>>like every two hours?
>>
>>
>>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>>
>>
>>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars
>>to look at things on the ground?
>>
>>
>>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're
going to see you
>>naked anyway.
>>
>>
>>Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
>>
>>
>>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
to a horrible
>>crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>>
>>
>>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about
>>him?
>>
>>
>>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?
>>
>>
>>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both
>>dogs!
>>
>>
>>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
>>
>>
>>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
>>
>>
>>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>>
>>
>>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at
>>you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his
head out the
>>window?
