scabstermooch SG Dress up, go out, find quiet place, find petite girl, ask her "You do not want this robbery to turn into rape and murder, do you?", receive remuneration from said girl, knock her out, meet up with friends, party.
scabstermooch SG I gather you've not met the thread starter then? His arse is so ugly it would make lucifer's eyes water. Its so smelly it would sink a thousand ships. So no. You have not been very constructive.
scabstermooch SG Oh no. Let's just say...he tried unsuccessfully to proposition me. And he showed me his wares. Silly boy thought I was Brad Pitt. Anyway, I still haven't got over the trauma yet. Still get bad dreams now and then...
