my name is being make fun of a lot of times lor
yesterday i went to white bar at Boat quay
i intro myself to the owner of the pub
hello, pierre
hello pier, i am jetty
....
den the waitress called me pierre cardin
sometimes i am known as pierre the mineral water
my ex-ns frens called me Mr P.
my poly frens always do this
eh (real name), opps, pierre
sigh