Hi, i am also a doctor like Dr. Meat Pao,
i am Dr. Pillowology, according to your description,
you seems to have a humolosed food poisoning, caused by hum.
The following is your prescription:
Humineutraliser feathers [to make u feel better]
Charcoal cotton wool [stop dierrear]
Pukeisstoped cotton tablets [stop vomiting]
Dr. Pillowology
erm, are u a pillow? 