FireIce SG i dun pick ppl up...... but here are the "memorable" (aka CMI!) ones i received hi, u look like my ex-gf..... hello, u look like jipoonese p0rn star...... eh, u are xxx's fren rite? we met before tt time at zouk!...... hi, can i borrow a light? thanks, u are very pretty. (this is from ang moh)
dinky1409 SG hey Angie! how haf u been! dontcha recognise me? huh? no? aren’t u from xxxx sch las time? no? oh shucks.. mistaken u for a long time fren of mine.. im xxx by the way.. u are?
Gackt247 SG How much more elegant can it be in english when ladies are treated like commodities and become takeaways?
Quinsy SG Hi, you come here oftern? I'm a regular, are you a regular? *thought to self, no I'm not regular, I'm extra large* How come I dont see you here oftern? *thought to self, cuz whenever i'm here, you;r enot here.*
Darkness_hacker99 SG Just now got walls Ice cream promotor come my house and sell ice cream. Their sale tatics very old. promotor: You look famillar leh. Did I play with you before? I:
Quinsy SG Ang moh Ah pek: Hi, you got nice legs, care to sit down and have a drink with me? Me: Yeah sure, open a bottle of liquor and I'll seat. BTW, I'm only 18. ^^ Ang moh Ah pek: Oh.. I'm cheap and you're too young. Me:
udontknowme SG how do you say 'blah blah blah' in chinese.... usually i just reply i dont know sorry...
