I have forgotten the exact version but here goes...
Excited about his new project concept, a movie producer had called
together several big name draws to kick some ideas around.
The project, an action docu-drama about famous composers featured
Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwartzenegger in leading roles.
The producers really wanted the box office 'oomph' of these three,
and they were prepared to allow them to select what famous
composers they would portray.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love
to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, I'll play
him."
Things were going well; the producers were pleased.
"Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?"
Furrowed in thought, Arnold replied
"I'll be Bach."
