Qian Bian Wen Da Ti:
Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans.
Guess a Chinese idiom.
A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei
Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the
cake!?!
A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao
Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the
killer. Who
was it?
A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao
Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks
more
and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.
A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai
Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win
first??
A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian
Q6) What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes?
A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
ii.Taking colour photo
Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor?
A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
Q8 ) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female
pencil got
pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
A8 ) The one without the rubber
Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming
drink?
A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
A10) "Lux" Super Rich
Q11) What did Batman say when he fell down?
A11) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)
Q12)Baby no teeth'. Guess a chinese idiom
A12) Pei Bi Wu Chi
Q13)Who more hardworking and lazy from 1-9??
A13): 1 is lazy & 2 is th most hardwoking! ->YI BU ZHUO ER
BU XIU
