DriftingGuy SG Driftingguy: At age 76 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!) Driftingguy: At age 62 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
DrTech SG At age 43 a group of friends will urge you to test the “Don’t Wizz on the Electric Fence” myth, and you discover that it can kill.
TYING SG At age 26 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered. Wa lau, i si bu ming mu lar, die so early and must drown in smelly shoe polish somemore!!! And i will die without my body found...
hatemeifuwantto SG maverick: At age 20 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries. haha..hell no..i wont believe it
CyNdI)4.eVa SG cyndi)4.eva: At age 38 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! wtf.
Ito_^ SG At age 53 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.
polarsnake SG At age 46 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
mistyblue SG mistyblue: At age 45 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
Xtrider SG Xtrider: At age 42 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM. wtf is Robitussin DM my real name:At age 64 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
Rika Ishikawa SG my real name:At age 40 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power wat it means?
Rika Ishikawa SG my real name:At age 40 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power wat it means?
0tah SG 0tah: At age 21 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
stevenliew SG stevenliew: At age 57 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much. lol? who is andy ???
