Alright boys n gals i see you've had your usual dose of faerie
tales around this time of the year. Faither Christmas n stuff ya?
Well at this moment i shalt deliver to thee a prophecy sooo
shattering that it'll shatter the hearts n souls of little boys n
gals.
Anyway, as I was saying, Satan Claus is cumming to town! yes little
boys n gals...e's gonna blow ya good children to tiny pieces and
deliever (sex)toys to the bad. carve the turkey quickly b4 gud ol'
santa carves you instead! yea man, hes gonna descend down to earth
from the refridgerator armed wit' guns n roses to shoot y'all n
place roses on yer gravestones. so praise faither christmas! look!
here he comes!
