It was a blustery Monday morning at the Purple House. I, the
newly installed Pressi-dant of Timbucktoo eased back in my
billion-dollar armchair with a satisfied smile, gazing at my latest
handiwork comprising of 50 toothpicks formed into the shape of a
pyramid.
Suddenly, my sex-cartary, Miss Lolita, burst into my office
spluttering something about a stick. Annoyed, I slapped her in the
face and demanded to know what in the hells she was doing outside.
There was a huge BUHMP, and I saw, omg the most MACABRE THING IN
THE HISTORY OF THE OFFICE, A GIANT PENIS SAUNTERING UP TO ME ON 2
PENIS-LIKE EXTENSIONS FROM ITS BODY! AHHHHHHH! THAT WAS THE MOST
WEIRD THANG THAT HAPPENED TO MY OFFICE! miss lolita was screaming,
HIT THE DICK HITTHE DICK STICKFICKTICKMICK...ACK and she fell dead
from a heart attack. i opened me drawers and grabbed me golden
shotgun. with 2 swift shots of the seven sacred silver bullets i
felled the evil behemoth, spawn of hell!
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