eyebuzz SG (awkward use of language) In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk before going up to your room. In an hotel room in Moscow: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Rome Laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. At a Majorcan shop entrance: English well speaking. Here speeching American. In a Chinese restaurant in New York: "Customers: If you think our waiters are rude you should see our manager."
