The Top 10 Reasons to grow your own girlfriend:
No PMS 
No nagging...
No more "Do I look fat?"...
Passing gas in encouraged...
She won't run up your credit card bills...
She doesn't care how much money you make...
You never have to remember her birthday...
You will have sole custody of the remote...
Enjoy Sunday football ALL DAY...
She never has a headache... Bring your new gal to life and watch
her grow! What a fun novelty toy!
wtf. 