Since time immemorial which is to say it's been going on for such
a long time that nobody can remember a time before it women have
been asking men trick questions, and men have been stupidly falling
for it time and time after bloody time and time again.
Perhaps it's not been since time immemorial, but whoever it was
that royally flubbed it up first either isn't telling, or you're
all just too embarrassed to admit when it was that it first
happened exactly, so it's easier to just not talk about it and
discuss sport instead. As an unwritten rule, men only like to talk
about other great men. You may not have noticed, but more books
have been written about Charlemagne than say, Carrot Top.
In any event, it's about damned time you quit stumbling blindly
into the quicksand, and learned a lesson or two from those brave
souls that have gone before. (more...)
nice one, tammy!
