1. be brave enough to wear it and
when ple ask, say "this is the current trend, u know? You are
outdated liao lah!" or get another pair of shoes at nearby shoe
shop.
2. Pretend to say hi and smile, do some small talk with another
diner in that restaurant. Then tell him the boss is ur fren, ask
him wave to him and smile, coz he dun have to pay for the meal.
Then go tell the boss that the guy is paying for you, smile and
walk out of the restaurant.
3. Pinch his nose and say "Oops sorry~!" and force out a cute
smile, blush.
4. i will choose to take a direct bus and hopefully it will bring
me home or somewhere near, then walk home. Or maybe use $2 to buy a
standard ticket first. alight at the designated destination, take
the $1 refund and take a bus home. If not, then geh geh follow a
person through the transition and end up dun have to pay a single
cent.
disclaimer: All the methods mentioned above have not been tested
and proven to work. 
