sometime in the future, Jason has earned a hell lot of money
from running sgforums and he opened a new fast food brand called
sgBurgerums. One day a customer goes there to eat....
SGB: Welcome to sgBurgerums, how can I help you?
Customer: Ive never been here before, let me see, can I have a big
SG burger meal?
SGB: sure, with ketchup or no ketchup?
Customer: Ill have ketchup.
SGB: to get ketchup, please sigh up for premier membership, then we
can give u ketchup.
Customer: excuse me?
SGB: I said in order to get ketchup, you have to sign up for
P-membership, which is 10 dollars a year.
Customer: what the hell? Ketchup cost 10 dollars?
SGB: the 10 dollars is not much, considering that it is for the
whole year.
Customer: what else do I get for signing up, besides Ketchup?
SGB: you can draw your own pic and signature on the table
cloth.
Customer: forget it, its not worth 10 dollars. Ill bring in my own
ketchup then.
SGB: you cant do that, if you do it you will be banned.
Customer: banned??
SGB: ya, you see ah, our manager is very guai lan one
Customer: ok ok, forget the fries, Ill just get a big SG
burger.
SGB: actually, if you just want a burger, you will have to go to
our just burger branch to buy.
Customer: whoa where got this kind of thing one? Want to buy burger
have to go to different store?
SGB: ya sorry, our manager sets these weird rules. You see, if you
want burger, you have to go to just burger burgerum, if you want
hotdog, you have to go to hotdog burgerum, you want YouTube you
have to go to YouTube burgerum, and so on. If you ask for burger
here our manager will simply kick you out and ask you to go buy
from the branch.
Customer: whoa kaoz, your manager really sibei guai lan lor. I want
to complain.
SGB: then you can complain to the manager herself lor, she is the
short, fat, ugly A cup woman.
Customer: complain to her got what use? She just ban me
right.
SGB: exactly, so dont complain.
Customer: but how you ban me? What if I come back wearing different
clothing, you can recognize me meh?
SGB: you can try lor, but if we see you are a clone you get ban
again lor. You see that ah pek sitting outside muttering to
himself?
Customer: that crazy old man? Yeah poor fellow, why?
SGB: that old mans name is Munabhai, he got ban dunno how many
times liao cuz everytime he come here he wants BollyBurger, but we
told him we dont serve Bollyburger, he insist on having it, so we
had to kick him out lor. Then next day he come back wearing new
cloths, quite smart, except he ask for bollyburger again, so we ban
him again lor.
Customer: whoa thats quite stupid lor, change cloth but still ask
for Bollyburger.
SGB: ya, eventually he went mad and now he just sits outside
muttering to himself about BollyBurgers.
Customer: thats interesting
.so what exactly is this branch
for?
SGB: this branch is called Shit Shat, we sell every kind of food
under the sun.
Customer: rubbish, you dont even sell burger you say everything
under the sun?
SGB: we sell burgers, but you have to go to different branch to
buy.
Customer: whoa lao, so you suggest me something to eat lor.
SGB: sorry we are running out of food, we apologize for the delay
but we have to serve our registered customers first.
Customer: what registered customers Im not customer is it?
SGB: sorry but sometimes its like that, you have to wait.
Customer: ok now can already or not?
SGB: can, but you have wait 5 min.
Customer: I already wait so long why must wait 5 min?
SGB: all new customers is like that one, until they have made 30
orders then they can order anytime they want.
Customer: whoa lao! I go to macdonalds now.
SGB: go lor.
