Don't you HATE it when people try to mooch your gum? Well, this
disgusting creation is guaranteed to scare away any and all gum
moochers.
ABC Gum is chewing gum that looks like it's already been chewed.
When someone asks you for a piece of gum, just offer them a piece
of this disgusting confection. See how quickly they hold up their
hand and say "nevermind."
Of course, ABC Gum hasn't really been pre-chewed. But it certainly
looks that way -- it has pre-made teeth marks all over it.
Each re-closable package contains 8 pieces which, if you play your
cards right, will be all yours.
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