LESSON 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way
to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a
wonder lamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you
are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want
to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to
be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and c0cktails."
Pfufffff, and he Was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office
after lunch at 12.35pm."
*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK
FIRST"*
LESSON 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his
hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing
work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start
button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared
inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
*LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS
EVERYTHING.*
LESSON 3
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body
functions. Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate
oxygen for the brain. Stomach... I should be in charge because I
process food to the brain. Legs......... I should be in charge
because I take the brain where it Wants to go. Eyes......... I
should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your
waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very
mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly
closed and Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of
any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief Day
2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly Day 3 - Legs got
cramps and became unstable Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision
became blurred Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body Day
6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU
THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS
IN CHARGE.*
