BWAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! You're killing me with laughter
here.
You're the one who keeps talking about losers, and then you shove
it up your own arse by talking about who's defining a loser. You
trying to f*ck yourself here?

And then you screw yourself again by saying that I'm jealous - I DO
have a doctorate from Melbourne Uni, and a fair number of people on
this forum already know that. If I already have an Australian
degree, and one that would easily outstrip the Master's that you're
having hallucinogen-induced dreams about, you need to ask yourself
what I have to be jealous of. 
Jesus H Christ, criminology is all about logic, and you've shown
that you couldn't be logical if a dumb criminal held a gun to your
head. I'm telling ya, stop dreaming about being a criminologist
because you've already proven that you're too dumb to be one. A
crim with a primary-school education could run rings around you.

It's not about what qualificatin one holds at all. It's about the
mindset. You're full of big puffy dreams, but you don't bother to
work out the one basic thing: if you're going to get where you're
going, you need to stop looking for ways out like skipping the
O-levels and instead knuckle down to the task at hand. How damn
stupid can you get?
I tried telling you this simple fact, but you want to get all aggro
on me. Whoops, did I just trip over your itty-bitty little fragile
ego? 
Wake up. You want to get somewhere, stop pulling your dick online
and start working instead. Or do you think that's how Sim Wong Hoo
got successful?
