My current ring tone :
(alarm sound in background)
British guy in cultured, sarcastic tone : "Hello, it's the phone.
.... Yes it's the phone.... You need..your right hand.. to answer
the phone. So stop f*cking w*nking and answer the f*cking
phone."
I assigned a special ringtone for my fiance.. The Aqua Dungeon
theme song from Maple Story 
